What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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