What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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