What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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