What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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