What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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