What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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