What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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