What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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