What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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