What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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