What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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