What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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