What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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