What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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