What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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