What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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