What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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