What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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