What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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