What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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