What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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