What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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