What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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