What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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