What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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