What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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