What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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