What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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