What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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