What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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