What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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