What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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