What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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