What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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