What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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