What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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