What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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