What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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