What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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