What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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