What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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