What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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