What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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