What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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