What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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