What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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