What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026