What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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