What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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