What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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