What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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