What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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