What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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