What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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