What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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