What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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