What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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