What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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