What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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