What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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