What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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