What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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