What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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