What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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