What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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