What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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