What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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