What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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