What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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