What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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