What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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