What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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