What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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