What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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