What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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