What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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