What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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