What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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