What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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