What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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