What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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