What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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