What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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