What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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