What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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