What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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