What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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