What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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