What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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