What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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