What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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