What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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