What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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