What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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