What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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