What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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