What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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