What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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