What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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