What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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