What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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