What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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