What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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