What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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