What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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