What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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