What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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