What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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