What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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