What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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