What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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