What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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