What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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