What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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