What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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