What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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