What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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