What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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