What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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