What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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