What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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