What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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