What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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