What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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