What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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