What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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