What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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