What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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