What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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