What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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