What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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