What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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