What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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