What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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