What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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