What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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