What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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