What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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