What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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