What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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