What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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