What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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