What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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