What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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