What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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