What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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