What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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