What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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