What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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