What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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