What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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