What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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