What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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