What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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