What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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