What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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