What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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