What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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