What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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