What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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