What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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