What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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