What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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