What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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