What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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