What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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