What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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