What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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