What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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