What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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