What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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