What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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