What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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