What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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