What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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