What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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