What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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