What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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