What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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