What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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