What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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