What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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