What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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