What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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