What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026