What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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