What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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