What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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