What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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