What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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