What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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