What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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