What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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