What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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