What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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