What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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