What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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