What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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