What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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