What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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