What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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