What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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