What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026