What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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