What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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