What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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