What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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