What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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