What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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