What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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