What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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