What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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