What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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