What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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