What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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