What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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