What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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