What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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