What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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