What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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