What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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