What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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