What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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