What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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