What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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