What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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