What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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