What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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