What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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