What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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