What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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