What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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