What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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