What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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