What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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