What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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