What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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