What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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