What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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