What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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