What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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