What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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