What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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