What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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