What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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