What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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