What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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