What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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