What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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