What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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