What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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