What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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