What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026