What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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