What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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