What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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