What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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