What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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