What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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