What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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