What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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