What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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