What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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