What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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