What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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