What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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