What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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