What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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