What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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