What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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