What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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