What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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