What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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