What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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