What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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