What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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