What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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