What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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