What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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