What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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