What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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