What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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