What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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