What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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