What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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