What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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