What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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