What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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