What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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