What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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