What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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