What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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