What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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