What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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