What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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