What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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