What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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