What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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