What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!


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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.


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To get to the other slide!


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At the crystal ball.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Through the engineers.


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To practice.


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Merry Christmas!


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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