What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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