What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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