What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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