What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!


GOOD		CRAP

or

My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Senator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Their lips are moving.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or