What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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