What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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