What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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