What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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