What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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