What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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