What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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