What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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