What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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