What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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