What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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