What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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