What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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