What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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