What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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