What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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