What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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