What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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