What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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