What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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