What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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