What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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