What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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