What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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