What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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