What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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