What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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