What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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