What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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