What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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