What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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