What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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