What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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