What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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