What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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