What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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