What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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