What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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