What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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