What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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