What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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