What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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