What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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