What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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