What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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