What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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