What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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