What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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