What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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