What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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