What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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