What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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