What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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