What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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