What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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