What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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