What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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