What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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