What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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