What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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