What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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