What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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