What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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