What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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