What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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