What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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