What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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