What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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