What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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