What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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