What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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