What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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