What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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