What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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