What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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