What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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