What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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