What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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