What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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