What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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