What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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