What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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