What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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