What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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