What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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