What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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