What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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