What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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