What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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