What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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