What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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