What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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