What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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