What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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