What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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