What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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