What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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