What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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