What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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