What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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