What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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