What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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