What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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