What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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