What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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