What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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