What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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