What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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