What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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