What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A seal walks into a club...
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