What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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