What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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