What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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