Stop bugging me!
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To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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