What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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