What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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