What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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