What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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