What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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