What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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