What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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