What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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