What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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