What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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