What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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