What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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