What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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