What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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