What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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