What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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