What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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