What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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