What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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