What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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