What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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