What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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