What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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