What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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