What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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