What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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