What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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