What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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