What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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