What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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