What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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