What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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