What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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