What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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