What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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