What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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