What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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