What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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