What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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