What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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