What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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