What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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