What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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