What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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