What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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