What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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