What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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