What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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