What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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