What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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