What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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