What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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