What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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