What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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