What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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