What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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