What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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