What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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