What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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