What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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