What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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