What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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