What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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