What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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