What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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