What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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