What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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