What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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