What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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