What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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