What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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