What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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