What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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