What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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