What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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