What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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