What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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