What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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