What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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