What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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