What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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