What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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