What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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