What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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