What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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