What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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