What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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