What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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