What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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