What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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