What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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