What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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