What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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