What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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