What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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