What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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