What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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