What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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