What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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