What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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