What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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