What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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