What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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