What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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