What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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