What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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