What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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