What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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