What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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