What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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