What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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