What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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