What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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