What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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