What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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