What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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