What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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