What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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