What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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