What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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