What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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