What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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