What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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