What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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