What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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