What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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