What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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