What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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