What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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