What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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