What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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