What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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