What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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