What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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