What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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