What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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