What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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