What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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