What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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