What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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