What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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