What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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