What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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