What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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