What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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