What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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