What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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