What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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