What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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