What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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