What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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