What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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