What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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