What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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