What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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