What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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