What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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