What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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