What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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