What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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