What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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