What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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