What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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