What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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