What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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