What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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