What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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