What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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