What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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