What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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