What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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