What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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