What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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