What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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