What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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