What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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