What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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