What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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