What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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