What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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