What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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