What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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