What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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