What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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