What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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