What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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