What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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