What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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