What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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