What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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