What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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