What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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