What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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