What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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