What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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