What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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