What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
Canvas not available.

or


Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026