What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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