What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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