What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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