What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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