What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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