What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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