What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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