What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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