What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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