What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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