What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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