What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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