What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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