What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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