What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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