What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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