What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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