What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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