What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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