What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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