What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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