What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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