What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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