What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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