What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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