What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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