What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026