What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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