What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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