What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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