What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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