What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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