What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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