What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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