What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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