What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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