What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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