What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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