What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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