What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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