What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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