What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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