What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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