What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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