What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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