What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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