What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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