What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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