What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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