What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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