What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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