What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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