What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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