What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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