What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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