What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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