What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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