What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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