What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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