What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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