What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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