What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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