What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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