What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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