What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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