What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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