What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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