What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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