What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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