What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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