What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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