What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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