What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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