What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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