What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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