What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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