What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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