What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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