What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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