What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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