What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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