What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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