What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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