What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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