What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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