What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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