What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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