What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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