What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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