What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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