What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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