What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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