What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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