What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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