What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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