What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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