What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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