What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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