What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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