What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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