What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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