What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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