What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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