What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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