What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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