What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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