What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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