What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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