What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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