What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026