What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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