What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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