What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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