What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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