What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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