What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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