What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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