What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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