What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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