What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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