What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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