What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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