What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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