What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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