What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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