What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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