What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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