What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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