What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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