What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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