What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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