What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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