What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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