What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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