What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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