What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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