What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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