What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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