What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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