What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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