What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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