What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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