What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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