What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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