What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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