What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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