What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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