What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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