What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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