What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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