What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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