What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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