What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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