What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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