What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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