What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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