What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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