What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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