What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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