What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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