What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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