What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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