What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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