What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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