What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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