What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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