What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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