What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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