What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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