What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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