What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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