What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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