What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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