What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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