What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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