What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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