What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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