What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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