What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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