What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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