What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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