What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
Canvas not available.

or


If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026