What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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