What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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