What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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