What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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