What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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