What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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