What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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