What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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