What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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