What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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