What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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