What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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