What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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