What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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