What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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