What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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