What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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