What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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