What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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