What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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