What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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