What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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