What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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