What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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