What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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