What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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