What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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