What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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