What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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