What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.


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Stable tennis


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Comet


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Mooooooove over


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He was board.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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Senator.


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