What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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