What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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