What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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