What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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