What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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