What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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