What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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