What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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