What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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