What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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