What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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