What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025