What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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