What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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