What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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