What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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