What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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