What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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