What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.


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It's Hans free.


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A dead centipede.


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Take their chairs away!


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Minivans.


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I've lost three days already.


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