What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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