What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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