What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

2 Na


GOOD		CRAP

or

The disk-o!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

or