What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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