What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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