What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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At the crystal ball.


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No way Hose A.


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Take away the g


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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Ant-elopes!


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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