What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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