What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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