What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026