What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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