What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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