What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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