What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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