What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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