What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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