What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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