What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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