What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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