What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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