What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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