What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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