What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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