What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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