What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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