What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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