What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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