What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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