What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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