What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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