What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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