What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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