What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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