What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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