What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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