What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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