What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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