What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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