What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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