What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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