What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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