What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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