What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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