What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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