What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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