What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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