What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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