What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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