What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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