What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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