What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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