What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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