What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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