What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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