What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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