What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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