What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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