What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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