What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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