What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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