What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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