What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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