What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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