What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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