What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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