What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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