What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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