What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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