What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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