What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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