What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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