What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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