What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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