What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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