What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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