What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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