What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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