What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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