What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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