What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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