What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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