What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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