What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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