What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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