What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026