What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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