What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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