What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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