What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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