What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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