What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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