What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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