What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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