What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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