What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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