What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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