What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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