What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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