What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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