What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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