What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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