What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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