What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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