What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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