What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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