What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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