What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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