What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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