What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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