What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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