What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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