What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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