What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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