What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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