What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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