What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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