I wuv you watts and watts.
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They stamp their feet.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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In the neigh-borhood.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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