What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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