What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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