What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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