What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21


GOOD		CRAP

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A tattoo.


GOOD		CRAP

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Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


GOOD		CRAP

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bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

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It wanted to see the mooooooon!


GOOD		CRAP

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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

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Dead.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

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