What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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