What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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