What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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