What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

or

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

or