What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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