What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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The Elfabet.


GOOD		CRAP

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A vicious circle.


GOOD		CRAP

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Egg-cersize.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Hoe, hoe, hoe!


GOOD		CRAP

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T (tea)


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

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