What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A try and try and try-ceratops


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To visit the milky way.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

R & Brie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or