What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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