What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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