What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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