What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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