What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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