What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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