What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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