What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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