What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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