What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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