What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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