What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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