What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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