What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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