What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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