What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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