What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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