What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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