What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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