What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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