What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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