What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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