What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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