What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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