What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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