What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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