What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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