What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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