What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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