What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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