What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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