What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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