What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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