What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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