What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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