What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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