What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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