What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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