What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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