What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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