What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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