What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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