What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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