What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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