What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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