What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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