What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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