What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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