What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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