What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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