What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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