What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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