What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
Canvas not available.

or


How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025