What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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