What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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