What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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