What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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