What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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