What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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