What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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