What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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