What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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