What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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