What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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