What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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