What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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