What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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