What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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