What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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