What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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