What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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