What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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