What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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