What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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