What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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