What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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