What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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