What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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