What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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