What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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