What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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