What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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