What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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