What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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