What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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