What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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