What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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