What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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