What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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