What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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