What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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