What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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