What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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