What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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