What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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