What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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