What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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