What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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