What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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