What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

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I can hardly contain myself.


GOOD		CRAP

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A dino-sewer.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

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"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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