What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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