What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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