What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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