What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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