What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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