What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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