What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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