What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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