What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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