What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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