What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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