What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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