What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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