What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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