What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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