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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.
but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?
"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?
The Flea Stooges!
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What did one cow say to the other?
Mooooooove over
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