What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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