What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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