What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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