What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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