What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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