What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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