What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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