What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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