What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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