What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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