What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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