What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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