What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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