What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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