What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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