What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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