What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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