What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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