What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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