What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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