What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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