What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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