What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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