What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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