What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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