What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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