What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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