What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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