What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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