What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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