What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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