What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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