What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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