What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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