What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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