What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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