What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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