What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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