What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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