What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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