What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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