What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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