What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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