What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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