What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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