What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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