What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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