What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

Canvas not available.

or


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Canvas not available.

or


Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024