What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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