What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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