What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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