What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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