What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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