What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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