What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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