What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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