What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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