What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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