What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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