What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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