What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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