What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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