What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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