What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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