What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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