What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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