What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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