What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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