What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026