What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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