What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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