What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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