What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026