What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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