What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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