What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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