What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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