What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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