What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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