What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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