What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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