What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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