What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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