What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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