What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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