What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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