What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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