Because it gave him a big wave!
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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