What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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