What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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