What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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