What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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