What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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