What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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