What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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