What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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