What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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