What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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