What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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