What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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