What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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