What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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