What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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