What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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