What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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