What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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