What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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