What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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