What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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