What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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