What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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