What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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