What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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