What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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