What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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