What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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