What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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