What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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