What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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