What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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