What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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