What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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