What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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