What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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