What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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