What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two flutes playing in unison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She wanted to reach the high notes!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tell it a yolk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jellycopter


GOOD		CRAP

or