What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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