What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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