What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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