What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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