What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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