What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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