What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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