What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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