What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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