What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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