What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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