What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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