What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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