What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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