What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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