What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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