What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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