What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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