What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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