What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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