What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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