What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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