What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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