What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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