What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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