What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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