What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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