What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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