What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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