What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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