What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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