What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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