What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


GOOD		CRAP

or

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

French Flies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


GOOD		CRAP

or