What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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