What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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