What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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