What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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