What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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