What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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