What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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