What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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