What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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