What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


GOOD		CRAP

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buff-a-loan


GOOD		CRAP

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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

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