What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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