What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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