What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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