What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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