What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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