What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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