What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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To get his quarterback.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A car only has one horn.


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To see the moosicals


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

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