What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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