What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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