What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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