What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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