What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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