What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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