What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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