What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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