What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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