What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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