What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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