What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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