What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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