What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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