What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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