What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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