What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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