What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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