What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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