What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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