What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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