What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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