What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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