What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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