What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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