What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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