What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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