What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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