What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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