What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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