What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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