What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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