What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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