What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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