What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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