What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026