What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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