What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

got salmonella.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made an illegal ewe turn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or