What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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