What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

or

Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vicious circle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I lava you.


GOOD		CRAP

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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


GOOD		CRAP

or