What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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