What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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