What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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