What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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