What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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