What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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