What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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