What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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