What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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