What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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