What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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