What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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