What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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