What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


GOOD		CRAP

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe


GOOD		CRAP

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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A jellycopter


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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A centipede on its back!


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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