What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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