What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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