What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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