What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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