What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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