What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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