What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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