What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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