What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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