What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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