What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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