What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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