What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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