What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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