What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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