What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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