What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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