What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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