What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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