What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026