What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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