What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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