What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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