What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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