What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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