What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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