What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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