What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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