What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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