What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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