What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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