What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026