What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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