What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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