You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I said, "Are you two an item?"
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A crane.
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Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Rootbeer.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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