What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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