What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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