What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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