What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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