What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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