What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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