What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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