What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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