What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Discrimination.


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An instagram.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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Carbon.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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