What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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