What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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