What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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