What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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