What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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