What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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