What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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