What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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