What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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