What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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