What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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