What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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