What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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