What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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