What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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