What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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