What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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