What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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