What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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