What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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