What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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