What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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