What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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