What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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