What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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