What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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