What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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