What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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