What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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