What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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