What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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