What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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