What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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