What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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