What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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