What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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