What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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