Nice belt!
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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"
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