What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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