What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!


GOOD		CRAP

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

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He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

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No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because pepper makes them sneeze


GOOD		CRAP

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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

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Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

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