What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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