What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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