What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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