What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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