What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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