What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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