What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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