What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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