What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026