What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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