What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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