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What did the number 0 say to number 8?
Nice belt!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?
Lemonade.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?
She wanted to reach the high notes!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",
he said "Not you again".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A taxi driver.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na
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