What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026