What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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