What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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