What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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