What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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