What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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