What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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