What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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