What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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