What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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