What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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