What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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