What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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