What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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