What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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