What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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