What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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