What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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