What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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