What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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