What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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