What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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