What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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