What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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