What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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