What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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