What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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