What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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