What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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