What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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