What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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