What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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