What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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