What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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