What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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