What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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