What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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