What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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