What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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