What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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