What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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