What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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