What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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