What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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