What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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