What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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