What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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