What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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