What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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