What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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