What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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