What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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