What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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