What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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