What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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