What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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