What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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