What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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