What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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