What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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