What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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