What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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