What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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