What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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