What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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