What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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