What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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