What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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