What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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