What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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