What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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