What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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