What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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