What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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