What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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