What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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