What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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