What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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