What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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A computer mouse.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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A head band!


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