What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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