What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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