What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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