What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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