What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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