What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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