What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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Juan by Juan.


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Camembert.


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A jellycopter


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


GOOD		CRAP

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