What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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