What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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