What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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