What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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