What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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