What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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