What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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