What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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