What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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