What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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