What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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