What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


GOOD		CRAP

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."


GOOD		CRAP

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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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Ihop


GOOD		CRAP

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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

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Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

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The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

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A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

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