What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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