What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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