What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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