What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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