What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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