What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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