What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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