What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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