What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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