What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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