What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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