What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


GOOD		CRAP

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he's bisatchel.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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They both dribble.


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A jellycopter


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

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