What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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