What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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