What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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