What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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