What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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