What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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