What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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