What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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