What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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