What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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