What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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