What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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