What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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