What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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