What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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