What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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