What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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