What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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