What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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