What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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