What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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