What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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