What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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