What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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