What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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