What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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