What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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