What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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