What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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