What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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