What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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