What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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