What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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