What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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