What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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