What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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