What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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