What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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