What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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