What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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