What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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