What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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