What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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