What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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