What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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