What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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