What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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