What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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