What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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