What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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