What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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