I got you covered.
or
......... one jar.
or
The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
or
One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
or
Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
or