What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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