What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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