What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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