What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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