What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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