What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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