What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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