What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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