What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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