What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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