What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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