What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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