What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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