What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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