What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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