What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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