What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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