What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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