What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026