What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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