What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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