What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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