What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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