What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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