What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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