What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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