What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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