What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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