What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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