What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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