What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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