What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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