What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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