What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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