What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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