What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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