What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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