What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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