What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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