What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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