What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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