What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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