What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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