What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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