What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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