What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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