What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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