What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.


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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because 7 ate 9.


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A baboom


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Night manager at McDonalds


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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It'll come back to me.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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But that's just nuts


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