What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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