I got you covered.
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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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To log on.
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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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By relocating it to a casino!
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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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