What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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