What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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