What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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