What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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