What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finland.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A fire cracker


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

The letter H.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Breaking up is hard to do.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


GOOD		CRAP

or