What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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