What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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