What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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