What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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