What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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