What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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