What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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