What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hope it's Halloween!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

As far away as possible.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It�s Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or