What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tyrannosaurus Tex.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

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All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you can see right through them!


GOOD		CRAP

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The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or