What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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