What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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