What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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