What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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