What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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