What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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