What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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