What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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