What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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