What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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