What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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