What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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