What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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