What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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