What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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