What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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