What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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