What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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