What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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