What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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