What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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