What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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