What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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