What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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