What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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