What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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