What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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