What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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