What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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