What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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