What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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