What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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