What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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