What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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