What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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