What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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