What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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