What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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