What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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