What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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