What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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