What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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