What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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