What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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