What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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