What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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