What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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