What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026