What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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