What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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