What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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