What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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