What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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