What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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