What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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