What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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