What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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