What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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