What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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