What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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