What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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