What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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