What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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