What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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