What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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