What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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