What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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