What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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