What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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