What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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