What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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