What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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