What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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