What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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