What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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