What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
Canvas not available.

or


Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025