What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A piano.


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or

None; assholes never see the light anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The space bar!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Punch.


GOOD		CRAP

or