What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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