What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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