What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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