What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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