What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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