What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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