What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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