What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A rash of good luck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Spelling.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Holes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tell it a yolk.


GOOD		CRAP

or