What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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