What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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