What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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