What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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