What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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