What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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