What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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