What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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