What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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