What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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