What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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