What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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