What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


GOOD		CRAP

or

it had blown away.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it was chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Everyone is happy when the case is closed


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or