What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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