What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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