What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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