What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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