What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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