What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A chili dog on a bun.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Presidential Seal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or