What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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