What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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