What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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