What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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