What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026