What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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