What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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