What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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