What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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