What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Happy Owl-ween!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Climb up a tree and act like a nut


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or