What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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