What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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