What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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