What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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