What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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