What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.


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In the dictionary.


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Senator.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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They both whine alot!


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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You can't tuna fish.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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