What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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