What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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