What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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