What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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