What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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