What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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