What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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