What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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