What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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