What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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