What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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