What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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