What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

[Period]


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was under cover.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It has a collar I.D.


GOOD		CRAP

or