What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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