What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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