What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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