What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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