What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finland.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he got into treble with the cops


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it was chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or