What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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