What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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