What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026