What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!


GOOD		CRAP

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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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It was beat.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


GOOD		CRAP

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The leaning tower of Pizza.


GOOD		CRAP

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They cell it.


GOOD		CRAP

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