What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The letter G.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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or

Plug its nose.


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or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

New Jersey got to pick first.


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or

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or