What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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