What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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