What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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