What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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