What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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