What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!


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or

How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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or

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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or

Sandy Claws.


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or

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


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or