What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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