What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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