What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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