What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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