What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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