What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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