What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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