What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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