What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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