What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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