What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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