What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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