What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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