What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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