What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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