What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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