What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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