What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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