What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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