What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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