What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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