What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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