What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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