What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
Canvas not available.

or


How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025