What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''

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