What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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