What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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