What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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