What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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