What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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