What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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