What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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