What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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