What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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