What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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