What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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