What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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