What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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