What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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