What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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