What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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