What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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