What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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