What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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