What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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