What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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