What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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