What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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