What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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