What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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