What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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