What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g


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It ran out of juice!


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Steal its chair.


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