What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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