What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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