What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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I just can't think of one atm.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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Tell it a yolk.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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