What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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