What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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