What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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