What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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