What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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