What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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