What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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