What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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