What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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