What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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