What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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