What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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