What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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