What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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