What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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