What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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