I've been framed!
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Tell it a yolk.
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