What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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