What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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