What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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