What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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