What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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