What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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