What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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