What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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