What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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