What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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