What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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