What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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