What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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