What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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