What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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