What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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