What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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