What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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