What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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