What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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