What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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