What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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