What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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