What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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