What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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