What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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