What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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