What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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