What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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