What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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