What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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