What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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