What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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