What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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