What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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