What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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