What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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