What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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