What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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