What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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