What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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