What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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