What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


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or

Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.


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or

Do you want to grab a bite?


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or

A Doberman.


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or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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or

Because pepper makes them sneeze


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The players dribble a lot.


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or

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or