What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.


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They both come in tots.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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A swordfish


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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A hot dog


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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