What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025