What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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