What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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A coat of arms.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Not enough sand.


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Hair Force One!


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Twick o tweet


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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Sue.


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