What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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