What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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