What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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