What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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