What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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