What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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