What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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