What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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