What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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