What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


GOOD		CRAP

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


GOOD		CRAP

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To visit the milky way.


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was beat.


GOOD		CRAP

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A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

It gave a little wine


GOOD		CRAP

or