What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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