What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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