What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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