What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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