What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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