What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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