What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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