What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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