What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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