What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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