What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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