What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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