What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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