What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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