What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026