What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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