What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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