What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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