What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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