What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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