What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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