What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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