What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.


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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Steal its chair.


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To the mooooooovies.


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or

Morbier


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or