What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.


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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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but I couldn't find any.


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He decomposes.


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One molar solution.


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Stable tennis


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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A scale.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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