What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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