What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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