Stop! You're under a vest.
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Elvis Parsley.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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they never get old!
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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