What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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