What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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