What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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