What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

A scale.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It has a collar I.D.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take your foot off his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


GOOD		CRAP

or