What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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