What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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