What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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