What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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