What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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