What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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