What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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