What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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