What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An astronut.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or