What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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