What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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To get to the udder side.


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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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A starfish.


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He had no patients.


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In the cemetery


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Is that you mommy?


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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