What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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