What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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