What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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