What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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