What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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