What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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