What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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