What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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