What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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