What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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