What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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