What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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