What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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