What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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