What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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