What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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