What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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