What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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