What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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