What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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