What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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