What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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