What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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