What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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