What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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