What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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