What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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