What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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