What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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