What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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