What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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