What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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