What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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