What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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