What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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