What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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