What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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