What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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