What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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