What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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