What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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