What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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