What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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