What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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