What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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