What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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