What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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