What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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