What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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