What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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