What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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