What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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