What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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