What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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