What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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