What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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