What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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