What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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