What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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