What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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