What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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