What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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