What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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