What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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