What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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