What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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