What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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