What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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