What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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