What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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