What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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