What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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