What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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