What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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