What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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