What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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