What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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