What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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