What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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