What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Canvas not available.

or


How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025