What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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