What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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