What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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