What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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