What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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