What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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