What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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