What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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