What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

or

The dentist is taking me out tonight.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Frosted Flakes!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It held up a pair of pants.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or