What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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