What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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