What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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