What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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