What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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