What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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