What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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