What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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