What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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