What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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