What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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