What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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