What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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