What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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