What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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