What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
Canvas not available.

or


Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026