What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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