What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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