What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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