What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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