What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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