What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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