What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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