What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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