What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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