What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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