What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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