What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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