What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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