What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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