What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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