What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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