What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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