What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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