What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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