What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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