What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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