What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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