What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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