What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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