What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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