What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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