What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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