What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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