What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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