What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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