What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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