What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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