What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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