What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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