What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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