What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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