What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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