What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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