What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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