What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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