What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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