What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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