What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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