What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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