What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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