What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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