What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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