What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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