What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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