What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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