What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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