What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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