What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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