What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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