What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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