What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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