What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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