What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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