What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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