What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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