What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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