What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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