What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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