What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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