What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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