What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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