What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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