What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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