What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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