What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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