What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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