What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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