What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026