What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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