What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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