What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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