What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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