What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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