What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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