What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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