What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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