What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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