What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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