What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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