What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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