What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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