What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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