What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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