What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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