What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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