What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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