What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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