What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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