What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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