What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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