What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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