What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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