What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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