What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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