What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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