What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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