What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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