What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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