What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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