What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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