What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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