What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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