What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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