What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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