What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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