What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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