What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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