What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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