What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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