What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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