What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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