What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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