What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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