What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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