What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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