What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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