What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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