What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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