What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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