What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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