What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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