What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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