What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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