What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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