What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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