What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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