What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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