What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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