What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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