What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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