What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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