What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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