What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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