Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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He had no patients.
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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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