What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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