What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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