What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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