What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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