What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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