What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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