What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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