What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025