What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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