What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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