What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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