What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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