What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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