What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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