What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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