What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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