What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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