What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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