What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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