What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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