What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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