What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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