What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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