What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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