What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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