What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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