What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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