What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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