What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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