What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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