What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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