What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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