What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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