What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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