What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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