What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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