What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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