What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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