What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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