What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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