What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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