What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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