What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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