What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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