What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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