What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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