What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026