What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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