What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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