What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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