What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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