What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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