What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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