What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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