What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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