What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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