What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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