What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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