What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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