What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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