What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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