What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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