What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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