What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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