What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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