What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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