What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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