What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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