What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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