What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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