What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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