What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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