What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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