What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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