What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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