What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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