What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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