What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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