What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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