What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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