What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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