What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

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Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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A gummy bear


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People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

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With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

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