What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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