What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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When the door is open.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Squeaky clean


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Great food, no atmosphere.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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It left its tracks.


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