What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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