What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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