What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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