What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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