What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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