What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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