What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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