What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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