What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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