What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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