What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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