What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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