What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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