What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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