What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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