What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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