What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!


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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!


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Where is pop corn?


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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Halloumi.


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With its sparrowchute.


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