What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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