What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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