What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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