What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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