What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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