What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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