What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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