What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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