What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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