What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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