What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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