What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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