What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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