What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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