What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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