What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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