What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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