What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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