What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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