What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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