What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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