What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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