What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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