What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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