What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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