What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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