What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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