What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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