What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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