What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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