What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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