What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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