What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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