What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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