What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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