What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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