What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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