What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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