What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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