What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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