What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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