What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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