What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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