What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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