What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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