What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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