What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026