What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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