What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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