What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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