What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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