What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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