What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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