What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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