What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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