What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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