What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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