What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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