What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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