What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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