What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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