What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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