What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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