What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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