What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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