What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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