What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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