What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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