What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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