What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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