What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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