What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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