What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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