What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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