What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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