What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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