What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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