What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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