What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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