What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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