What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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