What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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