What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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