What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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