What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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