What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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