What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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