What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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