What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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