What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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