What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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