What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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