What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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