They are both rolling in the dough!
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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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