What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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