What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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