What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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