What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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