What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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