What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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