What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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