What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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