What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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