What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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