What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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