What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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