What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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