What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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