What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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