What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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