What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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