What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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