What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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