What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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