What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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