What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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