What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026