What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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