What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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