What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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