What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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