What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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