What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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