What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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