What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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