What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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