What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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