What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!


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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.


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Fish and ships.


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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To see the moosicals


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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We'll see about that."


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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