What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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