What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


GOOD		CRAP

or

He didn't have any guts!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm going out tonight!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Outlaws are wanted.


GOOD		CRAP

or

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or