What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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