What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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