What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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