What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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