What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!


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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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Thorium.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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He gave her a ring.


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