What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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