What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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