What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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