What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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