What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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