What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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