What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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