What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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