What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026