What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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