What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018