What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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