What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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