What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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