What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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