What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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