What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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