What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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