What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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