What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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