What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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