What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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