What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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