What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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