What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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