What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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