What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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