What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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