What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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