What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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