What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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