What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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