What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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