What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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