What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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