What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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