What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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