What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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