What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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