They are both rolling in the dough!
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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Because he was feeling crumby.
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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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