What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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