What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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