What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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