What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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