What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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