What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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