What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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