What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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