What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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