What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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