What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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