What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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