What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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