What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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