What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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