What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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