What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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