What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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