What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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