What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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