What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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