What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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