What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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