What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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