What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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