What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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