What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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