What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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