What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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