What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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