What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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