What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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