What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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