What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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