What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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