What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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