What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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