What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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