What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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