What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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