What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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