What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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