What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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