What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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