What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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