What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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