What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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