What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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