What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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