What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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