What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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