What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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