What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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