What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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