What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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