What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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