What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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