What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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