What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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