What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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