What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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