What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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