What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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