What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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