What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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