What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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