What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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