What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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