What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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