What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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