What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025