What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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