What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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