What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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