What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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