What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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