What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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