What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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