What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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