What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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