What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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