What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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