What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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