What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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