What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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