What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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A swordfish


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Because he was under cover.


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Beef jerky


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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