What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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