What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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