What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Canvas not available.

or


Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026