What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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