What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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