What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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