What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed


GOOD		CRAP

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because of the bark


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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Sleep somewhere else.


GOOD		CRAP

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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


GOOD		CRAP

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