What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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