What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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