What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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