What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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