What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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