What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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