What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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