What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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