What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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