What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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