What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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