What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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