What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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