What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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