What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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