What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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