What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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