What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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