What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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