What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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