What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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