What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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