What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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