What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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