What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A seal walks into a club...
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