What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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