What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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