What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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