What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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