What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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