What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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