What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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