What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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