What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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