What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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