What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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