What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Canvas not available.

or


Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026