What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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