What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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