What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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It waves.


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To visit the milky way.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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all that was left was de brie.


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At the Whale-weigh station.


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Holes.


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