What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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