What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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