What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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