What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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