What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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