What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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