What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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