What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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