What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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