What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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