What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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