What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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