What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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