What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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