What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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