What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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