What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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