What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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