What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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