What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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