What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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