What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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