What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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