What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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