What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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