What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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