What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

C over lambda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twick o tweet


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A pair of Re-Bachs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or