What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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