What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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