What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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