What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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