What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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