What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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