What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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