What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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