What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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