What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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