What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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