What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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