What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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