What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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