What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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