What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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