What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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