What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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