What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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