What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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