What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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