What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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