What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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