What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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