What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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