What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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A bulldozer


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A head band!


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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An embarrased mime!


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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