What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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