What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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