What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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