What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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