What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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