What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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