What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

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A cheetah


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


GOOD		CRAP

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Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


GOOD		CRAP

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