What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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