What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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