What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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