What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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