What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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