What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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