What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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