What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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