What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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