What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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