What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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