What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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