What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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