What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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