What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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