What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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