What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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