What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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