What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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