What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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