What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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