What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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