What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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