What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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