What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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