What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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