What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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