What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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