What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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