What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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