What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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