What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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