What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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