What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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A dino-sewer.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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They both come in tots.


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They stamp their feet.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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but enough about Kanye West.


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