What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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