What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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