What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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