What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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