What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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