What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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A hush puppy.


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Mice krispies


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they just stop reacting.


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To the dock.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Because of the bark


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