What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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