What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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