What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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