What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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