What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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