What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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