What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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