What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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