What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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