What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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