What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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