What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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