What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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