What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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