What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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