What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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