What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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