What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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