What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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