What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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