What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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