What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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