What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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