What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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