What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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