What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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