What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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