What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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