What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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