What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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