What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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