What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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