What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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