What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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