What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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