What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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