What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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