What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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