What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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