What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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