What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear


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A dead centipede.


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Fingernails.


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To see the moosicals


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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