What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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