What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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