What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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