What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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