What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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