What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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