What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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