What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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