What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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