What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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