What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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