What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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