What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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