What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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