What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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