What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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