What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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