What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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