What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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