What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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