What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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