What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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