What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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