What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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