What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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