What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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