What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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