What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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