What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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