What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.

or


How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025