What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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