What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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