What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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