What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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