What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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