What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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