What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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