What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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