What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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