What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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