What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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