What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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