What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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