What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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