What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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