What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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