What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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