What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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