What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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