What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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