What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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