What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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