What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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