What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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