What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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