What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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