What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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