What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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