What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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