What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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