What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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