What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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