What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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