What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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