What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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