What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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