What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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