What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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