What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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