What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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