What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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