What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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