What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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