What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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