What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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