What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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