What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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