What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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