What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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