What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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