What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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