What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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