What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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