What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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