What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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