What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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