What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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