What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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