What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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