What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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