What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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