What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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