What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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