What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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