What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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