What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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