What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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