What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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