What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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