What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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