What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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