What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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