What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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