What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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