What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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