What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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