What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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