What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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