What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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