What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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