What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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