What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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