What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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