What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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