What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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