What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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