What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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