What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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