What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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