What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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