What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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