What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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