What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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