What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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