What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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