What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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