What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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