What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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