What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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