What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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