What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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