What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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