What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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