What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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