What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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