What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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