What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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