What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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