What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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