What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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