What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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