What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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