What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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