What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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