What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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