What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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