What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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