What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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