What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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