What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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