What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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