What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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