What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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