What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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