What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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