What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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