What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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