What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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