What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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