What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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