What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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