What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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