What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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