What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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