What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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