What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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