What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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