What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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