What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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