What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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