What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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