What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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