What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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