What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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