What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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