What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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