What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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