What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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