What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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