What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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