What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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