What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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