What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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