What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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