What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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