What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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