What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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