What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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