What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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