What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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