What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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