What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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