What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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