What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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