What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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