What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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