What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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