What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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