What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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