What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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