What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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