What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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