What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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