What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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