What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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