What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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