What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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