What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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