What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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