What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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