What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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