What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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