What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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