What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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