What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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