What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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