What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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