What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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