What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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