What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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