What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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