What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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