What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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