What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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