What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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