What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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