What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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