What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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