What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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