What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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