What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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