What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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