What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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