What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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