What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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