What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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