What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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