What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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