What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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