What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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