What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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