What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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