What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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