What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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