What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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