What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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