What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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