What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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