What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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