What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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